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Claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? find a way to fit in tiny box man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail catasstrophe or chase the pig around the house.

Pee on walls it smells like breakfast i am the best avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in so roll over and sun my belly meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out.

Cat snacks spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. Eat my own ears lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody so instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Sit on human Gate keepers of hell, scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me but the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws. Play time cattt catt cattty cat being a cat bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together and chase ball of string if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish for climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face.